Why, Hello!

     It appears to be time to post another update.  I think I shall stick with my theme of lists.


What's New With Me:
-Our daughter is now 2 years old.  We had her birthday party in Virginia.
-While on vacation in Va I got so home sick that we house hunted while we were there...and found one!  We'll be moving in the beginning of August.
-I lost my best friend.  She was a bitch who destroyed my house while I was gone and I hope she gets hit by a very large train and is then in a coma.  I hope that while in that coma she is in immense amounts of pain but the doctor's don't know and don't treat her for it and she spends several months to several years in agonizing coma pain.  I hope she wakes only to find her family has abandoned her and then on her way out of the hospital she gets hit by a truck.  Lather, rinse, repeat.
- I got new glasses!
-Felix has some issues we are working on getting diagnosed :/


New Things I've Recently Discovered That I LOVE:
-Doctor Who!!
-Soda Stream, it makes better soda that the name brands!
-My Little Pony, it's not just for kids...this show is awesome!
-Trader Joes....affordable AND tasty!

Things I Should Like Because of My Gender but DON'T: 
-Shoes
-Clothes Shopping
-Makeup
-Weird Hair Dos
-Dresses/Skirts
-Handbags
-Sex and the City
-Soap Operas
-Duck Face
-Slutty Dancing
-Romance Novels
-Throwing up
-Muscular Guys

Things I Shouldn't Like Because of My Gender but DO:
-Anime
-Marvel
-The Big Bang Theory
-Sex.  Lots of it.  I have Sex on the brain more than most men, lol.
-Books
-Zombies
-Vampires--- no, REAL vampires.  Get that's sparkly ass out of my face.
....pretty much anything geeky.  I also enjoy camping.  I do not fear breaking nails.

Things I Never Thought I'd Do... but Do:
-Become so crafty.  Love me some pinterest.
-Clean spit up out of my bra while trying to order a meal on mother's day.
-Sit down and actually ENJOY children's shows like Yo Gabba Gabba....
-Drive a car while simultaneously trying to soothe a screaming baby and listen to GPS directions.
-Lie to my doctor's receptionist because I'm too embarrassed to say I can't make my appointment because I'm too tired or was so busy I forgot to wash clothes and would be naked if I did show up....
-Put a binky that fell on the ground into my mouth to "clean" it so I can give it back to my kid.  Don't you judge me!
-Wear "normal" clothes.  I have to say I really miss my goth days.
-Sneak food and eat it.  Have you ever tried to eat a cookie in front of a toddler?  Yea.  Lol
-Go Green.  I cloth diaper, recycle, use green cleaning products, don't buy Styrofoam.... I never thought I'd be this person.

That's it for my random lists for now.  :)