Okie Dokie, Let's Try This Again...

Ok...so I am kinda pissed off at the word for a few different reasons.

1. It is impossible to find a fucking job! WTF??!! If I were given a job I would work hard to keep it. I am a fast learner, a hard worker, and I take pride in doing things right. Yet I can't even find a job at a fast food place...

2. ITT Virtual Library... I am late on a paper because ITT's website decided to malfunction. Now anyone who wanted to get their homework done but had to deal with that issue will only be able to get an 80 on the paper...so unfair.

3. Know-it-all bitches. I am so sick and tired of hearing about how you've done it all, seen it all, fucked it all, etc. Grow the fuck up. OOOOOHHHH and I'm tired of finding your weaves on my desk when I come into the class, super glue that shit in or something.

4. Gas and cigarette prices....nuff said.

5. Technology updates...I am sick and tired of one day hearing about this kick ass new phone or computer..then the next day it's obsolete. Dammit I want something to stay cool for longer so that when I can afford it...it's still fucking cool!

6. Crappy porn...when I can see she's faking it...it's just sad...get some poor ass horny people in there. You'll increase employment rates and you'll sell more. I'm tired of seeing chics on the brink of falling asleep while in this "hot sexy ass video" Your need for sleep is not sexy!

7. Pop-tarts are fucking delicious... why don't they come in bigger boxes?!

8. New law about not smoking in restaurants....fuck all you bastards who agreed on it!

9. Jehovah's Witnesses: No I will not take your fucking brochure!

10. Animal abusers....Yea, Walter...I should stick you in a room and not feed you for a week....see how YOU like it.

11. Liberty Tax wavers...you guys used to be fun, now your boring. Drink a fucking energy drink and entertain the masses like you are supposed to!

12. Pregnant women...I don't want to feel your belly, I don't want to talk about your pregnancy, I want a kid and quit rubbing it in that you are knocked up! All I ever get is food babies... now I can't have that cause we are outta fuckin pop tarts!

I could add more to the list...but I don't feel like it.

Hello All!

Sooo... I am not accustomed to an actual "blog" unless you count myspace...but no one really reads that crap anyway. Hmmm... I wonder if anyone will read this crap... haha. I just started this whole blog thing about 2 minutes ago...so I assume it's way too early to delve into the depths of my life and explain all the crappy and/or awesome things that have happened to me. I guess what I can do is list some things about me that are very controversial subjects, and who ever out there still doesn't have a problem with me can continue to follow my blog!

1. I am a Pagan. I was Christian, but my views changed around the age of 15. I will not go back to Christianity.

2. I am bisexual and am very supportive of gay marriage and gay rights.

3. I love to smoke...and no matter how many lectures about cancer I get, I will only quit when I decide to quit.

4. I am not a girly girl. Give me explosions and dirt over makeup and dresses any day.

5. I am pro life. I don't believe in abortion unless the mother's life is at risk.

6. I love Insane Clown Posse, I love all music in fact. Wicked clowns neva die!

So I believe that is the majority of it. If you don't like it...then go complain in your blog about it...that's what this thing is here for, right?

Anywho... so basically that's it. I'm currently 22, in college, live with my mom, and I am a completely random, sometimes inappropriate, wacky ass chic and I like who I am.

You get the gist of it...

Laterz